Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

by ancientostrich September 22, 2015

Rats Nest

When a white girl with thick hair like me takes a nap and wakes up with a tangle in her hair that looks like a rats nest.

Me: I swear to God, if I get another rats nest from a 2 hour nap I'm going to shave my head!!!

My hair: hehehehehe >:)

by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.

The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!

by Mciver83 March 31, 2021

Rats Nest

The messiness of someone’s hair, usually associated with it being very unkept and tangled.

Mother: Let me see your hair
Daughter: *shows mother hair*
Mother: Girl! That’s a rats nest!

by Graesen May 31, 2018

lint nest

When a woman's nether region is so engulfed by pubic hair that her lover is required to remove and untangle it from her vaginal opening in order to perform any and all sex acts. hairy furry all natural

Last night I experience a lint nest for the first time. I was not disappointed.

by WhitePeopleNonsense May 16, 2017