A Steve Job

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given

That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda

by tangent1021 December 17, 2015

Grind Job

When you engage in a close, seductive dance with an other person causing enough friction for ejaculation to occur in your trousers and a lot of embarrassment because you just jizzed in your pants.

Damn when I was at the club, Rachael was dancing with me so hard that she gave me a grind job. Good thing it was dark so she didn't notice the huge cum stain on my pants.

by soxfanEB May 7, 2011

Blow Job

The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)

I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD

by Some girl, with huge ass tits April 12, 2016

Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.

When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.

by Zogor January 6, 2019

Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy

Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.

by Doge70 April 12, 2016

Burt Job

The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.

"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"

"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."

by Shitpants814 February 20, 2010

FL job

FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.

"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"

by misterlalaland April 16, 2010