dutch bubblegum

after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum

man 1:yo randy done the dutch bubllegm to melissa lastnight, it was awsome
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire

by dutch bubblegum October 11, 2019

dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting

Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO

by TurdFerguson01 January 31, 2016

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.

Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!

by SirKennedy April 6, 2015

dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.

hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...

by chris corrado December 17, 2008

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014