office shiv

A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.

Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?

by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014

Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.

"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."

by Reemster October 3, 2014

mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.

Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.

by Gncna April 6, 2018

Office Skank

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.

Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?

by WhoCaresYaDipper February 24, 2021

Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021

office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018