ugly naked mole rat

what you and ur bff call each other

ur an ugly naked mole rat

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 4, 2022

urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.

Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.

by billthecat November 7, 2012

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.

Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.

by Mini-Coops January 7, 2011

Mole Rat

A skanky rat that lurks in children’s closets

AAAGGGHHH A mole rat!!!

by Roblox ooooffff June 18, 2019

Foot Mole

Acne

"I have terrible foot moles on my face"
"If I pick my foot mole too much it will leave scars"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE, WHATS THAT ON YOUR FACE!" - "Its my foot mole. Lick it."

by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008

Mole snout

When you fuck a girl in her ass and her anus becomes prolapsed

I gave this slut last night the old mole snout

by You're_pseudonym August 9, 2015