Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.

guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it

by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019

Kyle

Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.

Kyle is so awkward but it is cute!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Kyle

A wannabe white rapper who wears ONLY Cookie Monster apparel and sometimes sings country but also dumps his GF on Valentine’s Day.

Don’t be a Kyle..

by NoodlesofOodles January 27, 2021

Kyle

A person who rides skateboards and drinks alot of monster and is an asshole

P1.bro your such a kyle
P2.im not a kyle. I don’t drink monster
P1.your currently drinking a monster will skating

by Isthatagamergirl November 20, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.

Wow Kyle followed him to the woods where that kid took his ex girlfriend.

by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019