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The Feddie Fold

Well I figured I'd be the first to put it on here. Since Oregon's Governor just signed the "BLUE" bill for the Oregon homeless. To get $1,000 a month cash as a gift.. If you live in portland / vancouver then you are more familiar than you would like with " the feddie-fold!" Which comes in any number of ways. Basically it is what a fetynal addicts body does after consumption. You have heard the term " fold up like a lawn-chair?" Well in this case the fetynol consumer becomes the chair... Hence the term "the feddie-fold".
Had to step over 3 of them on the way into work this morning..They are so high on those blue fetynol pills! Looks like they are doing "the feddie fold"
by Arik Arbo April 17, 2023
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fold the laundry

Prostitution or the act of prostituting oneself for money.
She would fold the laundry to support her crack habit.
by PeteSRT June 13, 2017
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folded frisbee

i was playing with some folded frisbee last night
by 420slayer69 September 30, 2017
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folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
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Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024
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Folde

A useful substitute for any word. It is used for either for fun, to avoid swearing, or to hide what you actually mean to say from others.
Folde: What the folde is that?
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.
by Folde December 15, 2008
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Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".
David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.
by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023
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