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Klamath Falls

The true gateway to Crater Lake (suck it, Roseburg). Crater Lake’s mermaid-kissed sapphire waters will touch your soul. Crater Lake is the only National Park in Oregon and North America’s deepest lake. You wanna go deep, don’t you?

Air quality is nice until some ‘simply better’ Californian decides to have a gender reveal party that sets the entire West Coast on fire. Do like the Modocs; head underground and explore 100’s of naturally air conditioned lava caves straddling the Oregon border.

It's Bend before being bent over by Portlandia. North Face, Stetson, Wrangler, Patagonia, and Carharrt are welcome here. K. Falls boasts a pioneer culture of bootstrappers, hard-working families and Jeffersonian secessionists escaping Salem’s elite. Supposedly incompatible sub cultures creating a queso-American style melting pot. Smoldering; like an Oregon forest in the summer.

Speaking of good ole ‘Merica, the bald eagle lives here. Pelicans, Tits, and Herons to name a few. We’re talking birds of the Pacific Flyway ;)

Klamath isn’t just for outdoor enthusiasts, cowboys, and bird watchers. Oregon’s premier polytechnic university, Oregon Tech, is a solar powered campus with the first ever renewable energy degree in the country. Klamath’s 300 days of sunshine are the Anit-SAD of Portland’s rain.

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we’re kinda cultish here. Please leave; or go deep on our natural beauty, historical significance and generally cool vibe.
I went balls deep in Klamath Falls for a week and loved it.

I got accepted to OIT, now I'm gonna live in Klamath Falls?
by Minted Millions July 24, 2022
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Death fall

The physical and psychological changes that occur in a person that indicates death is coming.
Brittany: Brian's hands feel very cold; and he seems to be very weak. He also seems to be very sleepy.
Henry: Brian is on the verge of succumbing to his illness. He is experiencing Death fall.
by Vanguard 1998 February 4, 2021
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Fall On a Doorknob

When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse
Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"
by Mav72 November 29, 2022
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course is fall

When people are so happy about it being fall that it's their only response to anything.
Chris: Hey can I go to IMF?
Bob: course is fall
by El Tuto Numero Dos August 22, 2011
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Fall 89

To hook up with an extremely hot member of the opposite sex. Implies both quality and quantity.
The club was full of hotties throwing themselves at me, I pulled a “fall 89”!
by Delta gamma - pi phi October 7, 2020
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goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.
“I ain’t goons fall!”

I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”
by Trapman39 May 12, 2020
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Boys of Fall

A very emotional song written and performed by Kenny Chesney. Best played while laying on the floor with the lights out, the song describes the experiences and comradery that football players experience. Moreover, listening to this song will likely lead you to ball your eyes out.

“So what, what now”
I cried my fucking eyes out when we listened to the Boys of Fall.
by Placer September 11, 2018
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