bad day

The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.

All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

by Intelligence001 January 19, 2020

Family Day

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

by wr36 February 16, 2009

sheep day

A day in which u lack motivation and don't feel the urge to grind.
Going with the herd.
Like a sheep.

bro: eyoo brah u going to the library today?
brah: nahh im alright

bro: come on don't be a sheep man

brah: its a sheep day for me today

by ultrashe3p December 19, 2022

Heather Day

Heather Day is celebrated on the 3rd of December.
On this day, depressed Conan Gray stans get out of their rooms for the first time in 2 years to kill their Heathers and get back the loves of their lives.

A: Hey, it's Heather day!
B: Hell yeah, let's go kill Heather!

by Nylan December 2, 2020

Joke Day

The name givin to any day that is horribly wrong. This may be because of a ridiculous event, that you don't want to believe happened.

"did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!"

"yeah, today is definately joke day."

by Tittiezzz December 24, 2009

Bruh Day

A Bruh Day is when you have had the worst day in your entire life; a day where things go devastatingly bad.

Justin: Yo I totally had a bruh day

Alex: What happened?
Justin: I got cum all over my face

by ecco2k April 16, 2021

cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

by baddboyy October 15, 2011