corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.
by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013
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Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019
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Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.
After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!
by DustyBrown September 07, 2013
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corn dyke

a lesbian who is from or currently resides in the state of Nebraska.
"so did you find out if she was a corn dyke or not?"

"yep, she digs chicks."
by destanie August 08, 2009
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Corn Picked

The event in which a woman uses a cobbed corn to masturbate.
it was amazing, first I corn picked her then she corn picked herself
by UknowME=D January 14, 2009
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Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
by The Prebeltuckian January 17, 2020
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corn swapping

Bunghole-scissoring. Also known as Catdoggin' it.
When Dan finally returned from the war, you could hear the thunderous clap of him and his fiance Becky Corn Swapping from a mile away.
by LetMeSmellYourFeet January 25, 2014
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