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man boobs

what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.

Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017
mugGet the man boobsmug.

boob sampler

noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
Connolly looks ready for a boob sampler.
by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007
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Boobed-out

What happens when you are searching for someone on Google Images and you have searched so much that you are only seeing pictures of womens boobs. No more pictures of the person were left.
I was looking for a picture of Lara Croft on Google images and knew I had found the end when I Boobed-Out.
by Tishaki1 November 18, 2012
mugGet the Boobed-outmug.

pre-boob

The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.
girl 1: Sorry am I laying on your boob?
girl 2: No it's just my pre-boob
by xXmizzcupcakeXx January 26, 2011
mugGet the pre-boobmug.

periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
mugGet the periodical boobsmug.

Boob Him

To blatantly put your boobs in someone’s face to try to attract them or get them to perform a task. ie place luggage in a top bin.
She is going to boob him so he will buy her a drink.
by Shack from way back March 2, 2010
mugGet the Boob Himmug.

A Boob Chop

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player chops their boob into the edge of the table creating an undesirable effect.
I won my game of Candyland, in spite of a severe boob chop.

I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).
by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019
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