May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

bell 19

Bell 19 is a another word for a large conflict among the members of a group where a decision that is fair to all members is difficult to make.

Much like that of the conflict among the members of the $50 million lottery ticket win in Ontario.

Person A: So we weren't able to finnish our group project that was due yesterday.
Person B: Oh no, what happened?
Person A: We had a kind of Bell 19 conflict, now no one in our group gets along any more.
Person B: Aww, that's too bad.

by Russello January 15, 2011

February 19

This is the day we’re no homo isn’t a thing
You can say anything and do anything and it won’t be even slightly gay

Yooo you lookin kinda thicc daquan
bruh u gay
It’s February 19th tho

by bigboiricky757 February 18, 2020

Hoevid-19

The pandemic you get from kissing and f-ing.

She caught the Hoevid-19 from Chad. Diseased and did-eased.

by Netmixia May 1, 2020

October 19

National No Fortnite Day

On October 19, nobody can play fortnite or else they die

by fortnitereallysucks October 17, 2019

March 19

On March 19, in history;

On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.

Now, to be exact, at 12:15 at earthly time) on next Tuesday night (March 19), I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

by Your dreams February 14, 2021

table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

by Definethis01 July 13, 2017