Teddy Brr

What's white and furry and lives at the North Pole?

Gary: Goodness, Barbara! What is that large white object drinking my tea?
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!

by Max O'Reilly April 4, 2008

Teddy Graham

A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.

"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"

by goatsbane June 16, 2009

Tellywhacker

Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or anyone, within reach.

Look out! Chantel (Telly) has a Tellywhacker.

by Telly's Father May 13, 2005

teddybear

Joint, blunt, marijuana cigarette`

"Man you got that teddybear yet?"
"Yeah nigga, I got it!"
"whats it stuffed wit?"
"the good shit"
"cool, peace"

by Richard Greenough June 19, 2006

Telly

a pimp ass guy who gets all the ladies for an unkown reason, since he is not particularly good looking. He especially likes younger girls and taking virginity. He most likely has many sexually transmitted diseases.

"eww that guy is so telly"

"man he took how many v-cards? what a fuckin' telly!"

by telly February 10, 2007

Teddy

A guy who will play you. he is horrible do not trust him and is using you. He tries really hard to be cool

Girl one: "Omg Teddy just texted me"
Girl two "stop he's probably using you, stop talking to him"

by girlwithapinkcowboyhat October 19, 2020

On the telly

Slang phrase alluding to a show seen on television. It can refer to something that is watched in person and not on television, such as a fight, a funny accident, or a fun person acting funny.

1. "What are you doing with that stapler? Wow, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to keep me entertained."

"What can I say? I'm what's 'on the telly.'"

2. "Let's go to High Street and see what's on the telly."

by kero frangipani pants February 5, 2009