Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

Techno Thot

A female who has the urge to have sexual intercourse with multiple technological beings.

"Mmm I really wanna fuck that robot and THAT ROBOT AND THAT ROB........ wait.... I'm such a techno thot..... Ugh"

by Fern the fiendish fish January 16, 2022

Technoblade

A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)

Technoblade Hates Kids

by Marshmallow1234455677 May 3, 2022

Techno X

Rapper from south africa that's linked with Ayype, a fye producer

He met a fye producer he thinks he Techno X

by Soulless nigga May 24, 2022

Technoblade

A fucking legend

RIP Technoblade

by anonymous July 1, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade never dies, but Alex (his real name) did. RIP Alex/Technoblade.

Terry: Yo Technoblade died
Angela: No, Alex did. Technoblade never dies

by Gummybearsareoverated64 July 3, 2022

Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude

My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

by Box that one gay kid July 4, 2022