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Google Tech 

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.
"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"
Google Tech by esalad February 17, 2010
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Indian tech support 

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.
Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no
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wind tech 

a technician in the wind industry. a wind tech is a special breed of person, one that is at times very unpredictable. because of the eminent danger they face everyday, wind tech fear very little and therefore tend to get a little "crazy". wind tech's work long hours and have very little time on the ground making them form somewhat of a pack amongst themselves. it is often said that one will not think twice about putting themselves in the way of serious harm for another. in a wind turbine tech's personal life they are usually very heavy drinkers. these men are also mentally unstable from a lack of personal contact with persons other than their mentally unstable co-workers, this often results in poor relationship performance, which in turn also leads to MORE heavy drinking. no one is exactly sure where these individuals come from but we now know that as long as there is alcohol to be drank, woman to seduce and crazy thing to do... this always interesting species will survive. they will continue to live high above our head where they belong. for once a man become a tech, he is changed.
wind tech by stir_crazy May 14, 2011
penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)
Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"
Penn Tech by Jack March 20, 2005

surgical tech 

The one person who makes surgery possible. Strong, independent, reliable, motivated, determined, hard working, 100% Bad-Ass.
...What do you for a living?
I’m a Surgical Tech
...man, that’s Bad-Ass bro

nay-tech 

the IT guy looks like a nay-tech type, doesn't he?
nay-tech by kelamist August 18, 2018

Hi-Tech Full On 

Hi-tech Full on(also known as complextrance) is a sub genre of psychedelic Trance which features elements from mainly complextro, dubstep, electro, acid and Techno with a speed between 140-160 BPM mainly around 145 BPM

It features heavy Basses complex stuctures tech stabs growls and acid leads and futuristic arps which feels like your in the game called wipeout and sometimes it features Groovy and jazzy vibes with vocals

The Origin of Hi-tech Full on is unknown but its clear that this genre was invented around 2013 or at the same time where complextro begann popular. a song that features this kind of style was by an israele artist named Mystical complex with he's song Impact later on a artist known as lapix broad this kind of style to japan where its blow up particually in rhythm games like sound voltex

Notable artist of this genre are: Lapix, Camellia, Mystical Complex, Kors K

Notable songs are:
Lapix - Paradoxy
Camellia - Lets Jump
Mystical Complex - Impact
kors k - insane techniques
I love Hi-Tech Full On
Hi-Tech Full On by TRAXILLIA October 4, 2021