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Manwich Table

A table at which you eat manwich, play board games, and put innocent young children in chokeholds, often resulting in them kicking your knees.
by manwich enthusiast May 28, 2020
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Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012
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Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
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Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.
At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.
by stuntmidget January 16, 2012
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Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.
Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!
by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023
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Table tennis

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)
by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023
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table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession
Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.
by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023
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