standing someone up

when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.

Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.

by in the name of ted October 9, 2015

Passive Stalking

When a guy gets himself into the "friend zone" with a girl puposefully, acting as her best friend until the opportunity arises to have sex with her when she is drunk, vulnerable, etc.

May be dangerous, can cause emotional damage, and requires much experience to use the dreaded friend zone to your advantage

"haha! Ryan totally got himself stuck in the friend zone!!"

"No dude he's just passive stalking"

by B.Mathers March 10, 2009

Panda spanking

do something silly. Something quirky. Something TOTALLY unexpected

Have you spanked a Panda today?
Panda spanking relieves stress

by Ghn_o June 23, 2009

The Death Stranding challenge

Finishing the playable sections of the game Death Stranding in a time shorter than the all the cutscenes, preferably under the influence of monster energy drinks

Athena some completed the Death Stranding challenge on launch day

by leothesilent April 27, 2021

Stankin Ass Deschepper

A lazy, but deceptively intelligent being. Most importantly, a creature that preys on young booty!

That guy is such a sleaze! He's such a Stankin Ass Deschepper!

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

skanking off

when one of your friends ditches you at a party to leave with some guy they just met, without telling you.

Next thing I knew, she went skanking off with some guy in a plaid shirt.

by tonidanza November 18, 2009

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010