matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

steafening

the action to contining to turn up your mp3, or ipod to drown out the noise coming from a nasally co worker

If you need me, IM me - I have my iPod on steafening, cause HE is getting on my nerves!

by Theresa Bates February 9, 2009

Steadler0

The most ownage person in all of runescape. Touche

Steadler0 is so ownage dude

by Ibkilling4 February 23, 2008

Stafa

Sight To Admire From Afar.

Someone who is attractive, but you wouldn't date.

"I'd date him."
"I wouldn't. He's just a Stafa."

by WhoTheFuckIsK80 August 24, 2017

muss-staff-a-hajji

A stupid dirty moustache

"goddamn, what is that fuckin muss-staff-a-hajji on ya top lip?"

by J Shizle May 13, 2005

Seafood King

some that goes down on a girl; likes to eat the "cat" or pussy.

They call alex seafood king.

by RJ April 2, 2005

sheaf

It's when a girl shits, and qeafs at the same time, hince the name, sheaf.

Ewwwwwwwwww, she just sheafed!!!

by j varone December 13, 2004