concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015

Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 22, 2010

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow

1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club

by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017