[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

[love] [sponge] by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

fuck sponge 

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

fuck sponge by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

contraseptive sponge 

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

contraseptive sponge by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

Splooge Sponge 

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

Splooge Sponge by Mzilla November 19, 2010

anal sponge 

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.

Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"

anal sponge by JohnToaster December 3, 2011

smoking sponge 

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

smoking sponge by BudTerm December 27, 2016

fun sponge 

Somebody who soaks the fun out of everything.

Damn, Jeff is such a fun sponge. Hw won't even let me fuck his sister.

At first I thought you were cool but you ended up being a fun sponge.

fun sponge by Sedia Bonsu December 16, 2007