splitlicker

Pussy Eaters. Mostly geared towards lesbians.

Look at those splitlickers!

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

splitlicker

A person who likes to eat pussy. Mostly geared towards lesbian women.

Look at those two splitlickers.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

Splitcision

Combined and abbreviated word derived from split decision. Primarily used in political or sports related discourse

Chase Alan is a splitcision quarterback, exactly what the Redskins need this year.

by Chase deez October 25, 2018

Spiter's K

It's when someone only uses the letter K in a text message

Person 1: Is it cool if I fix your 401k tomorrow?
Person 2: K
Person 1: Stop using the Spiter's K

by Yahhoun December 20, 2018

spite uncite

The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.

"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"

by Lady Beni January 29, 2019

split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019

splitdick

when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick

joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK

by Touch my brother June 23, 2019