Sparta, TN

A tiny ass town in the middle of nowhere. Old people often move here, once they've given up on life, to die. There is nothing fun to do so most teenagers drive around and hang out in the high school parking lot at night. The Majority of the population drive big ass trucks to compensate for their tiny dicks. And best believe the entire town will be at the high school football game every Friday night to watch their team lose.

I live in this little town called Sparta, TN, you've probably never heard of it.

by OneInchWarrior December 23, 2019

Smartypants

1. The same thing as a smartass, but put in words you can say around children.

2. A positive connotation used to appreciate a younger one’s brilliant moment (most the time when it would be a basic standard for an older member of society to understand or accomplish).

1.
Kids: what’s couples therapy for.

Tom: well kids it means mom is working on her communication issues.

Lisa: Tom start being a smartypants and put the kids to bed

2.
Teacher: Alright does anyone know what color this is? 💧
2 year old: blue
Teacher: Awww well aren’t you a smartypants

by What’s my handle December 31, 2019

Sporty prostitute

someone who goes to the gym looking for attention

You look like a sporty prostitute

by T2 bus banter September 28, 2020

Sparly

An electrician who has not quite reached the rank of sparky due to doing half ass jobs that are not to a high standard,

Bro you’re such a sparly the way you’ve run those cables without support

by Mr. Space December 10, 2020

spafty

it describes how good you or someone or something else looks

Eg. I'm looking really spafty today.

The weather is pretty spafty today I love it.

by dousycrea February 23, 2021

Spartist

One that has talents that just so happens to be a spider

Look at that spartist go!

by Jazzy1464 March 16, 2021

Sparta Rotterdam

The biggest club of Rotterdam. Feyenoord fans might disagree, but honestly who cares about them. Also home of world class footballers, like Abdou Harroui and Maduka Okoye

Woman: Whats the biggest club in Rotterdam?
Man: That has to be Sparta Rotterdam

by NotJoshuasSparta May 30, 2021