1. A rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half Irish and Half German, but 100 % American. He isn't necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quantites of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. Shipwreck drank everything in sight.Then someone insulted the U.S. and his beard. So, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
by prhyme954 March 10, 2009
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2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur
Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.
"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township
"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township
by Classic Dong January 16, 2011
Get the The Mayor of Shelby Township mug.Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
by Ryan from Charlotte January 21, 2011
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-cant live with or without
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