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it's on shuffle

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.
tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle
by mike hunt370 July 23, 2010
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Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook that is considered "Posting for Dummies."
A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.
by monkeybutt333 September 30, 2010
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Shuffle Fart

I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.
PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.

"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....

"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"
by Mobev May 3, 2006
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Shuffle off to Buffalo

Q: Are you going to Shuffle off to Buffalo?
A: Yeah, I'm tired.
by Thrope December 2, 2010
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Scuffham

When you drop a ham on the floor you get scuff marks which leaves you with a scuffham.

Similar to scuffing shoes on the floor.
Mik dropped his ham and now he is a Scuffham.
by rucedawgerschloggerdawgernstuf October 23, 2009
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Walton Shuffle

the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.
It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.
by boner March 25, 2003
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denver shuffle

A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.
When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.
by patrickmc4 January 10, 2008
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