skateboard 

something that relieves stress (or generates more, depending on what you do). it can be the greatest thing in the world or the worst. when it seems like the worst, jut keep practicing.

oh, and it annoys the shit out of old people.
i hate old people.

i also hate that old nickolodeon show Rocket Power, buncha posers.

poser: hEy GuYs WhO wAnTs To, LiKe, Go ToTaLlY sHrEd, MaN!
skater: shut the fuck up before i crack your skull with my board. oh, and your toys'r'us board sucks Hitler's left nut.

skateboard. now ive used it in my definition so UD will accept it.

skateboard by Skatey Mc Skaterton September 9, 2006

skateboarder 

A person who gets a lot of shit from frat/jock/scum because theyre ex girlfriends are all fucking skaters. Skateboarders also get a lot of hate because the frat/jock/scum cant skateboard so in turn they just talk shit. Frat Jock Scum is just upset because theyre too dumb and fucking muscular to skate and they cant just tackle into someone like a dickface.....besides why would those dudes wanna skate anyway no one in skateboarding likes dave mathews or OAR . Skateboarders are generally sincere,honest, hardworking kids and the ones who are fuck ups arent really skateboarders becuase if they were real skateboarders they would be skateing instead of fucking up. ANd if anyone has anything bad to say you can contact me and come over my house and watch your girl suck me off. WOOD PUSHERS FUCKING UNITE BITCHES.

Skateboarders are fucking rad kids .

skateboarder by PHILTHADELHPIA July 5, 2006

Jimmy Skates 

Hypothetical 'skates' used in a situation where one must hurry.
To ask some one to put on their jimmy skates, is to ask them to hurry up.

"Get your skates. Get em on. Get ya Jimmy Skates."

Jimmy Skates by pesos February 29, 2008

skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored

Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.

skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009

Skategasm 

The Feeling that you get when you have been trying a trick for ever and finally landing it

-yo did you see that i just big flipped that huge double set,
had a skategasm

Skategasm by eno the man October 16, 2008

speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.

She must be a speed skater.

speed skater by Golfergal April 3, 2006

Skater Hater

Someone that hates skaters due to them either skating on public property or no skate zones. Also anyone who doesn't like skaters for no particular reason.

The police/government, Store owners, and no skateboard signs.....Dont get me wrong not all of your store owners and cops and security guards are skater haters but most usually, they do.

Skater Hater by XBXGMTAG----->VAsk8smk703 December 21, 2009