ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

Bottle skating

Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.

"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Brentmeister May 22, 2005

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Skate

The activity better than scootering, involves a skateboard, get off the computer, grab your board, and shred. If you dont have a board, go to a skateshop (skateboard store), buy a board, and shred.
P.S: AVOID WALMART AT ALL TIMES!

Go shred dude, dont come back on here until you 360 heelflip that 5 stair in front of that building. Skate that park. Land that handplant.

by Not_Named September 4, 2016

Skate

A person that goes person to person during relationships is often called a skate

Oh you saw Brianna she’s such a
Skate she just dated Alex now Tommy and is back with Jermey.. skate

by Definor April 6, 2019

Kieron Skates

A guy who jokes about being Irish, due to a distant relative and a high alcohol tolerance. He is also a bitch.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Kieron Skates' Discord pfp?

Person 2: Yh, he put a guy's face on a cheese string, cos he's a bitch.

by DefoNotAiden December 26, 2021

Skates

A slang word or code word used to refer to a scale when talking about drugs

Man I got home last night and put that on my skates and it was 5g short

by Wesknight December 27, 2024