Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!

by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018

Car sitting

When you sit in your car doing nothing but browsing through your phone and listening to music.

My boyfriend is always car sitting

by Sassy Sav July 3, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap

Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row

Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side

by Danikinssss October 15, 2020

Sweat sitting

When you sit for to long and there is excessive sweat on your but

You look like you have been sweat sitting for a while

by Bang tan army September 27, 2021

Keemstar Shitty

Keemstar's fecal matter.

Man, dreaming of some Keemstar Shitty rn.

by JohnnyPizzaGuy December 18, 2021