Alicia Simmons

Currently engaged to Mikey Way. Temporary bassist for the band From first to last.
Very goth. Has a hate club and a Myspace.
Resides in new york with fiance and pet cat, bunny

Person 1: ohemgee, Alicia Simmons is engaged to Mikey Way!
person 2: I think I am going to join her hate club, because I want to marry Mikey Way.

by LlamaHead August 13, 2006

simon cowell

A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.

Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?

by saulafan288 June 20, 2004

Simon

The fattest shit i know

Me: Did you see Simon last night?
Friend: yeah the fat shit ran off with my taco

by JoshuaSmithu October 23, 2019

Simon Edwards

Some one who is incredibly gay and/or Lesbian

Did you see that couple? they were so Simon edwards

by Simons biatch December 7, 2010

simon leeming

A fat man who loves cookies and oral sex and strap-on with bob occasionally

A Simon leeming came to my house

by Rozamcfozza;/;3: February 10, 2014

john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014

dirty simone

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020