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O J Simpson

1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.
O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.
by Matt Mapplah January 15, 2009
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oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean
Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok
by Spikesy July 19, 2006
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Simply Ham

To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.

The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!

Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
by Lorenzo Van Matterhorn April 3, 2010
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Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.
Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there
by Cumpman April 20, 2016
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ms simpson

Don't be a ms Simpson
by Anatoliy September 4, 2016
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jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
by Quenetteo October 4, 2005
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The Simpsons

A show that is now irrelevent and largely unfunny. It was easily one of the best entertainment diversions of the 90s, but it has experienced since then its very own "das profoundis": it didn't know when to quit.
Simp. sin. ins. are. real. shi-t-e-e-e-e-sung to the tune of the theme music with the Es representing the beginning of the end of the song
"The Simpsons will be right back"
by Shellyden December 11, 2008
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