shpootle Share definition Flag The clear greasy stuff after a poo that makes ur asshole burn “Dude why are you itching your asshole?” “My bad man my brown ring is burning” “oh I hate shpootle” shpootle by Clbfill May 17, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the shpootle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch