When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
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1. Dat girl got the swooping pussy, stay away from that fucced up nasty shit!? 2. Ya I seen her In the club swooping with pussy, my brothers dick broke Cuz. 3. Yo dicc gon explode keep fuccin round they swoopin out chea. Swoopin pussy out!
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To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,
so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past
(See also: Snot rocket)
so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past
(See also: Snot rocket)
Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
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Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
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