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Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
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Swooping Pussy

A term used to describe, 1. A prostitute (predominantly on OBT) 2. And or a female wth used, Jankey, And or all around nasty pussy. Also used as a suggestive term to gather these women into a group of STD plague starting packs rabbbid whores.
1. Dat girl got the swooping pussy, stay away from that fucced up nasty shit!? 2. Ya I seen her In the club swooping with pussy, my brothers dick broke Cuz. 3. Yo dicc gon explode keep fuccin round they swoopin out chea. Swoopin pussy out!
by Miccshaggs January 1, 2018
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Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)
Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman
by John fraank February 5, 2020
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shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain
Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!
by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020
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Snoopingas

Snoopingas usual I see!
Snoopingas usual I see!

-Dr. Robotnik
by Nicktheriey February 12, 2021
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shooting range

wanna go to a shooting range
sure i like schools
by ohio monster November 30, 2022
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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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