shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

shitty mist

When you have diarrhea and have to fart at the same time.

I ate this taco from taco bell and it gave me shitty mist.

by LukeP3 February 23, 2017

Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.

Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty

by Member of scott shitty November 28, 2019

kicked a shitty

Do a donut in the snow or on icy pavement. Common term in Minnesota and area.

ex.: Todd was in his pickup and kicked a shitty in the parking lot behind Walmart.

by toddblatz January 6, 2014

Shitty Kitty

Shitty Kitty - the sexual act of switching from the ass to the gash.

John gave brenda a swift shitty kitty.

by Gashmask23 November 14, 2020

Very shitty

Admit it, you searched this to see "get the very shitty mug"

UrbDic inc: get the very shitty mug

Johnny: NAH DOOD I AINT GETTIN NO SHITTY MUG

Smith: why would u search it up then lol

by Da fake slim shady February 13, 2023

shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.

Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"

by Why am I on this ungodly site? May 7, 2018