Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

Sealed

1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.

1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.

by J.W. May 13, 2005

Sealeaf

A common surname in England for people that have Dyslexia. They are often perceived as homosexual however this is only in appearance.

"Ahh look at that idiot trying to read, he must be a Sealeaf"

by EFCJCB1995 November 25, 2011

Seal spin

Seal pin
It's someone with a weird sense of humor of seals that spins.

Dude, you're such a seal spin!

by NoRealEnglish April 3, 2017

sealish

fat, blubbery, a word to describe a bad laugh.

“His laugh is so sealish. It honestly embarrassed me when he laughed earlier.

by i’m ugly November 7, 2018

Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018