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Semi-Simp 

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.
Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.
Semi-Simp by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020
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Semi-Alzheimer 

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.
Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"
Semi-Alzheimer by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020
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semi-meme 

A meme that is only focused on ones YT channel, Twitch channel etc.
This dude created a semi-meme on his YouTube channel that is so funny.
semi-meme by epicgamer9 June 18, 2020

semi depressed 

when someone says they're depressed, without actual evidence or diagnose to back that claim up. mostly suffered by 13-14 year olds who listen to Billy Eilish. even though someone does not have a diagnosis, that does not mean everything is alright. if they have no problems at all than it is fake depressed. semi depressed is more a way of saying that a person has problems, but not actual depression
Linda: omg Billy Eilish's music is so sad! i'm depressed now because i don't have any other hobby's due to my insecurity and so i only listen to sad music.

Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.
semi depressed by samyfietsen June 30, 2020

Semi-Meter 

A unit of measurment.
my peen is 12 Semi-Meters
Semi-Meter by Semi-Meter August 24, 2020
Semi Sci-Fi. A work that has some sci-fi elements but not too many. Generally works from a time in the future not so far away that most people could imagine living in such a society but most of the people living today will be dead by the time such future becomes a reality.
"You should seriously check out this new book that is from a semi-fi setting!"
Semi-Fi by Sionw September 4, 2020

Semi automatic 

A full auto in disguise
Brrrrrrraaak

Guy 1-was that full auto
Guy 2-no that was 105 decibels and definitely a semi automatic bumpfiring. that's a .177 probably target practice.
Semi automatic by Cody5050 November 8, 2020