Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 21, 2013

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021