Simone

Simone is the most beautiful person you have ever seen. With her short curly brown hair and tan skin, your jaw will drop. Simone is loving, selfless, and literally the kindest person you will ever meet. She is an amazing listener but if you let her talk she will go on forever. She will make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. Her smile lights up a room. She’s the kind of friend that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Simone is definitely not a morning person. You do not want to see that side of her. Don’t you dare wake her up before 11:00! Simone is a girl who would do anything for her friends and family. So if you cross them you better run! She will come to get you. Simone is a friend you will never want to let go of.

Person 1: i feel bad for that person i would be so embarrassed if i peed my pants

Person 2: it must be Simone at it again!

by hello78953 January 16, 2025

saroney

Saroney can be used as a verb, noun and adjective. All with separate meanings.

Verb - Aquired the "Tunnel Gun" despite it not existing
Noun - A gay man
Adjective - Bad at all videogames, no matter the genre

"Hey man, did you see what happened last night?"

"That saroney Saroney saroned (past tense) didn't he?"

by TheMostlyGhosty February 22, 2025

Salmonellacore

being absolutely awful at everything.

bro is not cooking, they must be salmonellacore cause the chicken is raw.

by Aizune ! March 27, 2025

Samunella

Samunella (noun):
A dangerously unserious version of Samuel.
Highly contagious. Known to cause clownery, delulu episodes, and excessive sass.
Use with caution — or don’t. 🤷 ♀️💅
Criteria for use: has to be a slaying Samuel

Example:
“I told you to stay away from that boy — he’s giving Samunella.”
“Ugh I caught feelings… must’ve been the Samunella.”

by Mightiest-dihh August 1, 2025

sweet simone

an amazing wonderful friend who deserves the world rlly understanding and v sweet (as the name suggests) can be passive Aggressive but we forgive her ilyyyyyy

Sweet simone: "David Kim" is a savage

Gracie: YA DAVID
toby:mmk

by Nonyabeeswaxxxxxxx July 12, 2017

junkyard samon

A girl with a smelly pussy

That girl over there is a junkyard samon

by seeley Oliver December 18, 2017

Bloody Samon

When you’re having sex with a girl, and she is in her period, and that pussy stank like fish

Jeffry was going in on his girl when she got a bloody samon

by Little pussy101 June 7, 2018