purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.
My dad gave me a purple salmon.
by German Bebe December 11, 2019
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Black Salmon

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
by Millwrightthor November 05, 2022
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Black Salmon

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Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
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slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 06, 2022
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Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.
"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
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Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.
BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)
by Blue eyed bitch May 11, 2017
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Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse
Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital
by The Fish Fingerer October 30, 2018
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