rule 712

Don't over think it.

Wolf wrote me a letter in code, I was like Rule 712

rule 712 by Wolfconn November 6, 2011

Rule 723 

If you can think of it, then there is an app for that!

"Dude, we should totally have a pokemon collector game for MPK folks."
"Naah, someone probably already built it. Rule 723, dude!"

Rule 723 by paroDgr8 August 8, 2014

Rule 34 

Porn of fictional characters for people who have nobody else to masturbate to.

Can be used as a tool to groom children out of their innocence by horny incel neckbeards.

Rule 34

Rule 34 by WhydoievenexistFML August 21, 2022

Rule 12 

Downloading unnecessary porn when you are horny, then deleting after finished.

After I finished looking at porn, I rule 12'ed the torrents I was downloading while horny and fapping, by going back after I was done and deleted the downloads in progress.

Rule 12 by Psilocybe Tim March 14, 2008

Rule 11 

There is no rule 11

There is no rule 11
See rule 9

Rule 11 by dragonson04 December 9, 2012

Rule 80 

"If it's gonna be hot, you don't need a jacket"

Guy 1 : "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot !"
Girl 1 : "Then I don't need a jacket"
Guy 1 "Yeah, pretty obvious...have you heard of the rule 80 ?"

Rule 80 by Liatnoo-Cretsim May 24, 2009

Rule 34 

If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)

Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.

I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*

Rule 34 by FluffyNevyn September 27, 2008