Alternative Root

N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.

"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."

Alternative Root by Jerkov and BOF November 5, 2009

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swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

swamp root by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

Swamp root by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

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ricky root

When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.

Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.

"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."

ricky root by Alabama firedragon January 24, 2016