calling rita

after a night of partying, drinking, or using cocaine you may have diarrhea. the act of having or anticipating diarrhea.

"oh shit i gotta use the bathroom rita's calling"

"i'm sorry i can't come over there, right now i'm calling rita"

by mil-town crown January 9, 2009

ritz

Very fancy, like the hotel.

Est. in Encinitas, CA

"Her tricked-out car is ritz!"

by Mustang February 19, 2005

Rittenhouse

V. To put yourself in a terrible situation and then pretend to be a hero by “resolving” the situation.

I’m tired of everyone high fiving David over putting out that house fire. He totally Rittenhoused it by flicking his blunt into the laundry before peeing out the flames. He’s not a hero, he’s a total chode.

by NapoleonBonerfart November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse

To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.

Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.

by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021

Ritzo

To live the fake life. Partying like a rock star with no money. To put on the Ritz in a bad way

"She driving around in her mama's cadillac, trying to be Ritzo."

"I called his Ritzo ass out!"

"They be acting like J-Ritzo and shit!"

by ELELE September 3, 2007

Ritmaitis

Sleeping before a 2nd graders bedtime.

Im going to bed I have ritmaitis

by sunder lal singh March 20, 2008

Rita Whora

v. To cheat on your boyfriend/husband with more than 20 guys

My ex-girlfriend is such a Rita Whora, she cheated on me with more than 20 guys.

by aminatariq June 15, 2018