puddle 

drunk

Mike was a puddle last night when he left the bar.

puddle by Johnny Wagz July 18, 2003

Puddlenuts 

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.

Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"

Puddlenuts by sixstring3r September 16, 2009

Cuddle Puddle 

When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).

After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.

Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.

Cuddle Puddle by HobblesAndPuddles February 19, 2017

puddle jumper 

A meth user that consistently abuses the substance.

No one wants to hang out with a fiending puddle jumper.

puddle jumper by katt_85 June 12, 2006

puddle people 

Someone with palms of thier hands and soles of their feet lighter coloured than the rest of their bodies

Did you see that persons hands he is defently From the puddle people

puddle people by Nefariousterry July 29, 2018

Snuggle Puddle 

A term that females use in order to sound cute when, really, they're just using you for free McDonald's sandwiches.

What she says: can I come over for a snuggle puddle?

What she means: can you order a bunch of McDonald's? I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Snuggle Puddle by DarkJoakzzz February 26, 2018

Puddle Jumper 

noun- a woman who sleeps with men who have less than 4 and half inch penises.

She didn't wanna get with me cuz she is a puddle jumper

Puddle Jumper by Champ Baliey February 18, 2008