puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 09, 2019

puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

by Geechy January 29, 2009

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway

When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear May 09, 2023

puss puddle

a puddle under a female that is made when a female gets wet or cums

He gave me the biggest puss puddle i've ever had!

by Steelan January 27, 2018

puss puddle

a puddle of puss under a female

I gave her a puss puddle.

by Stori November 29, 2017

sexy puddle

The pool that forms beneath a woman who is wet from her horniness

A sexy puddle began to form as she made out with her boyfriend without any panties on.

by mjrulz5 February 24, 2016

puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 01, 2018