Pitchfork

Abbreviation for www.pitchforkmedia.com, the best indie music site on the internet.

I almost bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I read the Pitchfork review and found out how shitty it is.

by asketchykid June 23, 2003

Pitchazzz

an alternate spelling of the word "pitcures" used by cool people who have a lot of friends. Usually used in profiles and away messages to announce the addition of new photos on a myspace, facebook, or website.

NeW pItChAzZz Of MaH AwEsOmE NeW fRiEnDzzzz!!!!!!!

by Babar B February 15, 2007

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014

perfect pitch

Perfect Pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the relief of the audience.

by willie-j March 20, 2005

poitch

its a wild card word. A word for all situations and used instead of another word

What the poitch is going on here. I see you did a bit of poitching there last night young poitch. The place has gone to poitch. If I had a poitch I wouldn't give a poitch. Your some poitch. You look like a right poitchy poitch today poitch.

by jasper otoole April 27, 2009