presto569

A god, worshiped by those only with the highest of intellect.

Have you been watching presto596 lately

Presto569

by The Joseph Stalin May 31, 2018

prestojacamo

Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"

"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"

"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"

by Jon Beech August 30, 2006

Peestone

The nickname for Keystone Light, although cheap it tastes like piss. 30 for $10, you can't go wrong.

Adam: "Dude, my sister stole all my Heineken's!"
Josh: "Fuckin' Adam, I'll go snag some Peestone for us."

by Jmean October 8, 2007

prestoopnik

Nadsat slang for a hardened criminal.

I was in staja (STAte JAil) 84f, among hardened prestoopniks and smelly perverts...

by David R. July 11, 2006

fif-presion

the act having a long losing streak on fifa and becoming mildly depressed as a cause of the results

Wow i got a severe case of fif-presion after getting killed in 5 straight games.

by nukufo October 29, 2011

Prestojacamo

Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"

"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"

"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"

by Jon Beech August 29, 2006

Prestonism

a religion based on this guy named preston-

we worship and pray to preston daily. prestonism has killed demons and saved lives. we sacrifice our enemies to preston and we circle the preston trí every saturday.

psycosocial is our anthem and we listen to it at least twice a week.

prestonists cannot have “side religions” and we only worship preston. prestonists are also immortal.

we don’t force our religion on others but we love when people decide to join us!!

dear preston,

i would like to pray for my safety and that i will not die today. please protect me. i love you, preston. our savior. prestonism for life.

by drownwithgerard June 24, 2021