H.I.T. positive

undesireable to look at.

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive

by Brian April 16, 2006

Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.

John is taking a course in positive criminology.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Nun Position

A sex positions that giraffes made up

Giraffe: Lets fuck and do the nun position
Kenan: Hell yeah!

by UrbanNbaWriter April 27, 2021

instagram positivity

When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.

Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”

Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”

by Slimjimdick October 19, 2019

corona positive

When someone attacked by corona (COVID-19🦠😷) ... He/she became corona positive 🥺🥺 in hindi - balle balle saava saava fokat ki chuti mil gayi lol 🤣

Corona positive

by 626267 September 19, 2021

e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018

Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.

When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.

by Martin Wandering May 10, 2011