pork bunny

a burly woman who has an insatiable lust for policemen. known for having trains run

on them

cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."

by durka durka Muhammad jihad June 20, 2023

pork it away

to waste something, to screw up a good opportunity that's been given you.

"You guys had a ten-point lead going into the half, but you just porked it away."

"I'm giving you another chance at this project, now don't pork it away."

by giutfsseukhj February 14, 2012

pork rocket

When you snort like a pig during climax.

Guy 1) Bro this girl is a pork rocket...
Guy 2) huh?
Guy 1) yeah she snorts like a pig during climax.

by Dirtybird March 1, 2017

pork gelly

losing your soul to gelly fat glob boy

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.

by the compound bow June 7, 2023

pork slider

That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.

You're a real pork slider, you know that?

by TheOGporkslider July 31, 2016

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018