Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Porch Life

Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch

punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up

punk2. yah man im so down

punk3. "porch Life"

by porch_life_president420 January 16, 2015

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 2, 2021

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021