Yellow Pistols

an illegal substance that takes you to your comfort zone. It will satisfy your high. Lasts very long; you might not be able to sleep. Don't eat before or after; you might throw up.

WARNING! *Highly addictive.

Breezy B. was on some yellow pistols last night, and he's so far gone.

by Kahunaah. September 27, 2009

pistol

A debonair, undeniably classy man who stays with the times without being motarded and trendy. He has many women and always is on the move. He might typically drive a BMW motorcycle and wear aviators. Other times he's in a tuxedo with his silver Murcielago. He's the American version of the England's James Bond.

Guy1: Oh my god! Did you see how that guy just made a 400 foot jump with $500 loafers and a Cuban cigar in his mouth?!

Guy2: Holy shit! That guy's a PISTOL!

by Rob Sanderz April 21, 2008

Pisto

Old(2 weeks or more) 32oz of beer(busch,Mickey)

ay Carnal pass me the Pisto

by Iggie August 2, 2003

pistol salute

when you wanna commit suicide by shooting yourself honoring the USA

Sergeant: Let's honor USA, fellow comrades.
Soldier does pistol salute and pulls the trigger

by uruser_fatasf August 21, 2019

Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009

yogurt pistol

Penis

Dan is about to take the yogurt pistol to the firing range (referring to masturbation).

by Auto Phil Asho January 17, 2016

pull your pistol

to pull ones penis out in anticipation of sex with an unknown female

G1: my dad told me to just pull your pistol, so i did, and this bitch started staring at it
G2: wat'd she say
G1 you better start firing that thing or i'll disarm you!

by deejayseejay August 9, 2006