road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.

dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza

by dave4817 December 4, 2003

Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."

"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."

by oshizzle February 28, 2009

Free pizza

The act of having sex with someone you find unattractive just for the sake of getting laid.

"You had sex with that?!"
"Um...yeah. You never pass up free pizza!"

by JimmyJamesLovesYou November 11, 2011

Pineapple pizza

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.

Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??

by Anna Krapler February 3, 2019

Crusty pizza

A revolting picture of a woman's genital region suffering from the advanced stages of an apparent fungal infection. Primarily used as a "shock image" in the vein of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party by message boards such as the esteemed Vestibule.

I'd coolnerd15 doesn't stop his Jr. Mod BS, I will have crusty pizza sit on his face!

by Grug88 January 13, 2005

pizza stud

One who gets free pizzas courtesy of the pizza company or an unknown source.

Man, he's such a pizza stud.

by BMoney August 27, 2003

Pizzageddon

Pizza that is so good that it triggers the end times, in which the Pizza-Messiah will defeat the Anti-Pizza-Christ.

If this pizza were any better, it'd bring about pizzageddon.

by isyaple January 22, 2010