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Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.
Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush
by Vacatsi July 5, 2021
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Pity Party

When you have a party by yourself because you have no friends
by Username 1552 September 4, 2021
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Pity

A term used when someone feels sorry for you when your life fucking sucks
Wow I really pity that guy his moms insane and his life sucks
by Mymomsinsane05 October 31, 2021
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philyce

amazing. funny. thoughtful. beautiful. witty. ray of sunshine. an icon and a legend. however, don't mess with her or big phil will come out!! But she looks adorable and sexy at the same time!
Philyce is so swag! *starts foaming at the mouth*
by phillipthetrain1 November 22, 2021
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Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.
"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."
by AB1991 February 20, 2022
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Pity shots

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.
- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)
by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022
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philyaw

Last name of big dick guys who are 1 of the 2 things

1: smart, amazing in bed and get her to cum before he does at least 2 if not multiple times. He pays the bills, maybe not on time but always. He tries to make his wife or gf happy and his kids happy. Does like to spend money on dumb stuff but also spends it on things for you.

Or

2: May be well endowed but can't use it, barley can jerk off and always nuts right before the girl does. Skips from one job to another and doest care about bills only parties. Uses anyone and everyone's car and tries to act like it's his and constantly lies.... most the time on dope and always says I been clean for 2 years now.
So I'm dating a PHILYAW!

Which kind?

Well he has a nice car and got me off 3 times!!!
by The big dick jones June 21, 2022
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