phantomhive

ciel phamtomhives last name - black butler ( kuroshitsuji)

ciel phantomhive fired his gun once again as his butler secured the criminal.

by levi-phantomhive-mead April 20, 2018

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.

"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"

by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014

phantom wipe

Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.

(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.

by Glockman1727AK47 January 6, 2009

phantom balls

When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.

Kelly had phantom balls for a few seconds, after observing Tom receive a shovel to the nutsack.

by tj9991 January 19, 2009

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

Phantom Space

referring to a parking space in a full parking lot, occupied by a small automobile, making it appear that there is an available space. When you go to pull in you realize there is a cheap ass econobox filling your precious spot.

Gunther: Man, fuck this. There's gotta be at least one spot.

Todd: Oh dude right there!

(car begins to enter parking space)

Gunther: God dammit! That's totally a phantom space! That's why I hate Miatas!

by Bitchblaster December 31, 2006

Phantom Junkie

A person who is absolutely in love with 'The Phantom of the Opera'. The person is a little (or extremely) obsessive with The Phantom of the Opera, and knows the majority of what there is to know about it (movies and play).

I first used this term on myself when i realized that i needed something to describe how i feel about The Phantom of the Opera. And since RENT lovers (Which I also am) have the term 'Rentheads', I figured I would create the term 'Phantom Junkie'.

"So have you hung out with that new girl yet?"
"Yeah, yesterday. She's really into theatre."
"Is she really?"
"Yeah, she and her boyfriend are Phantom Junkies. It's funny, because they're just like Christine and Raoul!"

by Sabrina E. August 6, 2008