paisen

A senpai but MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE BETTER IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY.

Jess is so amazing and perfect. She's my paisen! uwu

by twiigs May 29, 2018

parentals

A word incorrectly used among teenagers. It is not a noun and is not a replacement for the word parents. It is an adjective that relates to parents or characteristics of parents; "parental supervision."

(Incorrect context) "So are your parentals letting you out this weekend?"

(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"

by alphabetbook December 28, 2005

step parent

A parent that marrys someone in whom he or she falls in love with, who after being tortured with no sex, has to deal with the offspring of another while they tear the neighbohood apart with the protection of the biological parent.

Justin, my stepson...........

by MASTERBLASTER February 13, 2005

Paenus

When a penis that's in pain.

When a mans penis really hurts. His penis is called a paenus.

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.

Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.

Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.

by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010

parentnoia

What a control freak suffers from

Boy:You know I love you honey!
Girl:Yeah baibie...you are all parentnoia over me.

by Lolla July 21, 2005